* GEMINI NOMINATION: BEST LIFESTYLE PROGRAM FOR “WEIRD HOMES” (WRITER, HOST, NARRATOR) 1999.
* GOLDEN GLOBE “WEIRD HOMES” (WRITER, HOST, NARRATOR) 1998.
* Two of Arthur’s books won the Stephen Leacock medal - Canada’s highest award for humour, 1996.
* National Magazine Award for Humour, for The Beaver, 1986.
* ACTRA “Nelly” Award for Best Opinion/Commentary, 1986.
* Cadogan Award for Best Weekly Newspaper Column, 1977.
* Ohio State Award for Best Children’s series, 1976.
CURRENTLY BEING UNDERPAID FOR:
* Hosting, writing TV syndicated show: Weird Homes
* writing weekly syndicated newspaper column (54 papers)
* entertaining audiences whose keynote speaker showed up drunk
FUTURE PLANS:
* Persuading Liz Hurley to accept a collect call
* Wangling appointment as President for Life; Turks and Caicos Islands
* Avoiding business ventures involving co-partners with names like Vinnie The Terminator and Mad Dog Carposi.
